I never made a charge here, nor do I even know where El Segundo is. Plus, WTF? I was literally getting my clothes together to go wash when this charge came through. My clothes ain’t left the hamper yet, let alone take themselves all the way to the laundromat and used my stolen debit card to wash themselves without me. I know because they’re my clothes.
Really tho, something’s telling me wash laundry waverider isn’t laundering clothing. They obviously launder $omething el$e.